Wassup, it’s your goodest anon and you know what I’m in the mood for? I’m in the mood for a fic where Loki is literally Thor’s baby brother (at least a 10yr age difference) and Thor has been his legal guardian since Loki was still in elementary school (yes, Loki refers to him as Dad)

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And because Loki has never been exposed to anything bad in his life (because we all know Thor is the definition of a helicopter parent), he’s incredibly open with Thor. He’s sweet but witty, dramatic and funny but feels no need to act out for attention because all he needs to do is dance his way into the den and drop himself off into Thor’s lap and he has all the attention he could ever want/need.

The problem arises when Thor gets a girlfriend and Loki goes “absolutely NOT” and seduces Thor with his girlfriend sleeping RIGHT NEXT TO HIM to show him that Loki is all he could ever need. And Thor is like “damn sweetheart, how’d you get so good at this” (basic dirty talk but Loki is too earnest and goes) “I practiced” and Thor stills and is trying not to blow up imagining unknown grubby little hands touching his precious boy

And Loki realizes and goes “no, no! I used the emergency credit card you gave me to buy toys online. don’t get mad—“ and Thor is like “oh honey. I could never be mad at you, darling. now shhh let daddy make you feel good” and let’s be real, Thor totally gets off on Loki being good for him. On Loki being just for him period.

And he totally says some shit like “you were mine as soon as they placed you in my arms when they brought you home. stopped crying right then, yeah, you knew who your real daddy was, didn’t you?” or “fuck, baby. knew it was a good idea to sign you up for gymnastics, fuck yes, just like that” and they almost get caught by the girlfriend but Thor already made up some bullshit story about how Loki gets night terrors (yes everyone that’s his emotional support erection in his son/bro’s hole)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

you knew who your real daddy was, didn’t you?

you really are my goodest anon holy fucking shit. god. i’m. oh i’m living and dying at the same time tbh. this is the dirtiest and best shit and i uh. i might. write a longer fic for this. bc. i need this. i’ve got a Thing for twisted obsession with these two. 

god you fucking delivered i am so happy about this